i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
it seems like the only thing that is truly attracted to my face is acne
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
*looks behind me*
Goodnight sleepy heads
said tumblr user precumming
um ya I did say that what’s ur point
replied tumblr user precumming
narrated tumblr user jturn
my dick is wet and my asshole is throbbing
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
good fucking bye
can abra like///../ stop using teleport.,.,.!/?
ppl who are bitter about everything and hate almost everything… what do you actually enjoy?? like is anything fun to you???
We usually enjoy spending time with other people who hate everything. Sitting around bitching about how stupid everything is & eating food.
that’s cool have fun
what do you call it when white people have dreads
I love dreads
cole sprouse talking that real talk