Please help, I need to prove this kid that everybody has listened to at least one of this bands:
- Blink 182
- Green Day
- Fall Out Boy
- My Chemical Romance
Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich
Even Jared ships it!
Can we make this his most retweeted post ever?? Go! Go!
i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
why is anyone worried aboyt mikey ways relationships im more concerned about his haircut
is that john green